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The Menfolk of Harry Potter

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Having just come from a screening of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, I decided it is high time that I dedicate a post to the menfolk of the HP films. Please do not judge me for the fact that said menfolk range in age from jailbait to father figures.


First and foremost, Jason Isaacs, who plays Draco Malfoy's father Lucius, is such a DILF it's not even funny. AND he's a Jew in real life. OMG.




Not bad even in wizard drag. He should feel free to do the Cruciatus curse on me anytime, if by Cruciatus curse we mean exotic sexual positions.


Remember this guy? He was Quidditch captain Oliver Wood in the first couple movies. In real life his name is seriously Sean Biggerstaff. I believe you, Sean.


Is Alan Rickman conventionally unattractive? Not unless you consider big-nosed wrinkly-faces with weird voices conventionally attractive. Do I care? I do not.


Finally, Harry himself naked with a horse. Just kidding, I don't find this at all sexy.

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